Things I Would Do Differently in Cregger's Resident Evil Movie

And honestly, I get it. Who couldn't use a little extra cash right now? So if my hands were truly tied and I had no choice but to deliver the package to Raccoon City, here's what I would genuinely do differently.

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• Don't talk on the phone while driving. Even if your girlfriend is mad at you, risking your safety on an icy road is never the solution.
• I wouldn't throw the ladder at the dog because that's not nice. Still, I wouldn't get that close to it either.
• Getting a snack is a good idea, but since I'm lactose intolerant, I'd skip the milk.
• I would never open the door in the trailer.
• I'd grab those car keys really fast.
• To conserve ammo, I'd shoot the padlock at close range first.
• Use the stairs, dude. Yeah, I'd complain the whole way up, but there's a reason the elevator is broken.
• I'd tell the scientists I'm infected and hope they'd be convinced to give me the antidote, but honestly, I'd probably end up like Bryan.

But the main difference between me and Bryan (besides not taking the overtime) is that I wouldn't follow that woman into the woods. After hitting her with my car, I know that's bad and I'd call for help. But come on: someone who walks away after a collision like that is not okay and should not be put in the passenger seat next to you. That's horror movie rule number one.

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